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		<title>&#8220;Man on the Brink Seeks Third Eye&#8221;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Hi Nichole, I’m sorry I haven’t written in awhile. I have been fixated on my looming poverty and have been taking steps to stave off it’s debilitating effects. Yesterday I spent two hours navigating (imagine a blind geriatric rat in a maze) the Department of Housing and Urban Development web site in an attempt to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Abandoned Share Croppers</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Hi Nichole, I have no money. I have no skills. Shit! So this is how it happens. The window in Kathy’s office has been broken for some months now. It’s a single hung window which functions by sliding up and down along a system of sprung steel rods. The window has guides which hold it [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Job Qualifications: Bored, listless, and stupid</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Ok, so I’m looking for a job. This is going to really disappoint many of my past co-workers who looked upon me as the guy who successfully went over the wall. The only escapee whose body wasn’t brought back after a couple of days of freedom, being dragged through the gate by four black horses [...]]]></description>
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		<title>If it&#8217;s not one thing it&#8217;s another</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Hi Nichole, I am trying not to reevaluate my life style . I went to my primary care physician the other day and had a complete physical examination. Two questions. #1: is there such a thing as a secondary care physician? #2: is it possible to have a truly complete physical examination and survive? Well [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Secretly Gulps Air: a Disability or an Outrageous Diagnosis?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Hi Nichole, Reinvention is getting tough. As you know my past career took a bad turn. It still exists but in a greatly fucked up fashion compared to the old days. I could go back to it but I would have to work much harder for way less money and still be at least as [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Journeys of the Mind from the Arizona desert to the beaches of Southern California</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Hi Nichole, Well Annie Rose, Bryan, the amazing Kaz, and the two very furry dogs are settling into life in Tucson with its dry 106 degree temps. This seems like a brutality to most folks but it’s important to note that they just came from Sacramento with its very humid 106 degree temps. So, you [...]]]></description>
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		<title>An Odessey of Homeric Proportions: BYOB</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Hi Nichole, Man I’ll tell ya, nothin’s easy. Annie Rose, Bryan, and their illegally cute son Kaz are moving to Tucson. Kathy and I spent all Monday morning packing our shit which amounts to clothes (2 shorts, 2 shirts, 2 underwears, and 1 flip flops per person), 2 coolers (one devoted entirely to beer), our [...]]]></description>
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		<title>America: Going to Hell in a Hand Basket?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Hi Nichole, Kathy got drunk. As you know gardening has led Kathy into a depression of medium depth, however we agreed to continue with the chemical free yard so together we forge forward in futility. The next day I look out the window and there’s Kathy, out at the rose bed, applying some kind of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Organic Gardening: A gateway drug to alcoholism</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Hi Nichole, God summer’s depressing. So there I am, it’s winter, it’s freezing, nothing grows, nothing will grow, so I get to do nothing in the way of chores. “I can’t do the goddamn chores, it’s winter, shit!” I could say. And I would be right. Then spring shows up, uninvited, and I begin to [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.taoofscott.com/organic-gardening-a-gateway-drug-to-alcoholism/</link>
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		<title>I Think I&#8217;m Becoming Illegal</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Hi Nichole, I think I’m becoming illegal. The other day Kevin and I were scheduled to go target shooting. He has this new military rifle he wanted me to check out and I was hoping to finally get to use my cowboy style lever action rifle. So I go to one of the larger gun [...]]]></description>
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